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What is your Hometown / Home Mountain?
Stratham, NH & Brighton Mountain
What is your favorite place to ride?
Brighton
What or who was your inpiration to get into snowboarding?
I saw a Sims video at a friend's house in like 1987 and I knew I needed to do that! Terry Kidwell all day!
What is your favorite terrain park feature?
The fun jumpline in the park
Favorite Post Shred Activity?
The gym
Favorite Shred Flick?
The Garden
Best Joke. Go.
Guy walks into a sperm bank with a gun and a ski mask and says to the receptionist 'GIVE ME ALL YOUR SPERM!' She replies 'What?' 'You heard me, go in the back and get the sperm and bring it up here.' She says 'Why?' and he says 'Just do it!' She says 'Alright alright' She comes back with a tray with viles of semen. Guy says 'Now drink one.' She says 'What?' 'You heard me I said drink it!' She says okay fine and fires one down. 'Good, now drink another. Girl shaking now 'Why?' 'I said drink it!' Girl says FINE and fires another one back. At this point the guy takes off his ski mask... It's the girl's husband, and he says 'See sweety, it's not that bad.'
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